[me, talking to the first person I saw]:
"Excuse me sir, I'm very sorry to bother you but my son just managed to dump out ALL of the holy water that was in this small font onto the ground. I was wondering if..."
"Oh it's no problem, I can help you clean it up. I'm sure I can find a few paper towels somewhere."
"Thank you so much! Though, I think we're going to need a mop."
*Note to self: Small fonts of holy water in the back of the church (stoups) are REMOVABLE and hold waaaaaaaay more holy water than you think! Many thanks to Matthew, for making that discovery for our family.