I'm telling on mom!

2 year old [talking to me]: 

"Hey! If you not be nice, I TELLING MOM!" 

Me: "I am mom."

[He had the "Whoopsies, I didn't think that through" look on his face]

"Ohhh... Uh... Then YOU go-a-bed! RIGHT NOW."

Can you believe the nerve if this kid?
Talking to me like that...

I blame his parents.
(He sounds just like his mother).