I'm telling on mom!

2 year old [talking to me]: 
"Hey! If you not be nice, I TELLING MOM!" 
Me: "I am mom."
[He had the "Whoopsies, I didn't think that through" look on his face]
"Ohhh... Uh... Then YOU go-a-bed! RIGHT NOW."
Can you believe the nerve if this kid?
Talking to me like that...

I blame his parents.
(He sounds just like his mother).